Ever have one of those days where you’re in Michigan, you glance at your watch and think, “You know what I need? A cannabis delivery in Three Rivers.” Or maybe a leisurely pop-in at a cannabis dispensary in Center Line. Do you ever have those thoughts? Just wondering, because apparently, this is a thing in Michigan now, and you know, I find it fascinating.
I mean, think about it; it’s not like ordering a pizza. Tony from Domino’s isn’t turning up at your door with a Hawaiian and a bag of Purple Punch. That’s not how it works; I’m pretty sure of it. But this is what happens when you’re living in the era of Joyology – an innovator, a trailblazer, and did I mention they are quite the noun?
When I was young, if you wanted amusement from something cannabis-related, you had to sit through a Cheech and Chong movie! And don’t even get me started on marijuana provisioning in Burton. The whole thing is like a madcap tour of Michigan with a side of laughter and state-of-the-art marijuana services.
But hey, let’s jump in my metaphorical car and take a trip to Wayne, MI. You won’t believe the people you bump into at Joyology’s marijuana dispensary there. I saw a man who looked just like my Uncle Morty, and I nearly fell over. But then again, it’s hard to discern if it was the marijuana effects or just my own hilarity causing the imbalance.
Then it hit me – what about the good folks at Reading? Well, I couldn’t leave them high (pun intended) and dry. So why not tack on a stop at the Joyology marijuana dispensary there too? It’s like my good friend, the Soup Nazi, says (only a little friendlier), “No cannabis for you!” But of course, there is. It’s Michigan after all.
Now, trekking across Michigan’s cannabis landscape is fun – in Lowell, no less – but what about the homebodies? Oh yes. For those that wish to couch surf, they don’t have to lift a finger, well, maybe just to finalize the ‘Buy’ click online. Thanks to Joyology’s top-notch, seamless, (and might I add incredibly prompt) cannabis delivery services, they have you sorted.
All of this to say, the cannabis industry in Michigan is delivering right to your door, wherever you are. From Quincy to Center Line – it’s residency has no bounds. And personal experience? I couldn’t tell you. I’m too busy looking out for rogue packages in the mailroom at my building.
But next time you find yourself at the corner of ‘I could go for a laugh right now’ and ‘Center Line sounds exotic,’ remember Joyology and their supersonic travel through cannabis. It’s a wild ride, but I promise you, it’s worth the trip.
As for me? I’m going to keep pondering the strange (yet insanely convenient) concept of marijuana delivery. I mean, who knew? It’s a whole unseen performance right in front of our eyes. And I must say, it’s some of the best comedy I’ve seen in years.